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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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