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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Frodo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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