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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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