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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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