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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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