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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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