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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Toby eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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