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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Coco eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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