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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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