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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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