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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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