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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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