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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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