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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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