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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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