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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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