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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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