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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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