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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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