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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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