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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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