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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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