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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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