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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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