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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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