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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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