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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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