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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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