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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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