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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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