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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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