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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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