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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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