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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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