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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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