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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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