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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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