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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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