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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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