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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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