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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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