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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Missy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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