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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Peanut eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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