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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Stella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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