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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Champ eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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