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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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