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Pet death
My
aunt
Dorothy
had their beloved pet
rabbit 🐰
Dr
Wibble
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗
a bull 🐮
a rhinoceros 🦏
a crocodile 🐊
a lynx 😺
an elephant 🐘
a bear 🐻
a hippo 🦛
a venomous snake 🐍
a hyena 🐺
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