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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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