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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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