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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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